CRANGE

the combination of cringe and carnage. like the invasion of ukraine

wow such a crange (crangeful) destruction

by cyberphunkisms June 27, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022

Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Cranth

Verb: To omit information or extreme failure to respond to a series of questions.

Noun: One who operates a stealth operation and refuses to share details.

Bruh, I want to know what happened… Why you cranthin’?!

I pity the Cranth for not sharing his epic Hampsteins story!

by NO8DOracle August 9, 2022

cranth

(n) One who denies access to information.

(v) To ignore, beat around the bush and subsequently troll others, or omit information/details from a story/occurrence.

I pity the Cranth for not sharing epic details of what happened in the Hampsteins.

-Did you find out what happened?
-No, the dude cranth’d me!
-huh?
-He was cranthin’! Wouldn’t share a single detail!

by NO8DOracle August 9, 2022