Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position 

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Banana 

A style of packing a bowl, bong, or other assorted water pipe, with marijuana and hash. First a layer of marijuana is laid down to block the hole. Then a layer of hash is put down, spread out over the marijuana. Finally the bowl is covered with a second layer of marijuana.

"Dude it's a banana.."
"Do you mean a sandwich?"
"Ha yeah dude, I've been smoking banana's all day"

Banana by Bill "Bananas" Drestler April 29, 2009

Banana In The Ass 

1.) Another term for "pain in the ass"

2.) Corny sounding.

1.) God Arby! Stop being such a banana in the ass.

2.) Angelica, I don't want this to sound like a banana in the ass... But I love you more than yo mama loves cake.

Banana In The Ass by MakingUpShitIsMahGame September 18, 2009

bananagram

A game based upon spelling often played by girls. The game is based upon outbursts of banana based words making each round especially fruity. Tiles are involved.

The sorority sisters settled down after a long night of pillow fights and giggling to play a rousing game of bananagrams involving further giggling whenever a silly word was used.

bananagram by Yeah Itsme February 3, 2010

banana man 

An asian guy with a big dick. Referred to as a banana because it is yellow.

Girl 1: I'm not hooking up with him, he's Asian.

Girl 2: I heard he's a banana man.

Girl 1: Oh really? I'm gonna go get me some of that Chinaman then.

Girl 2: I don't think that's the preferred nomenclature.

banana man by T. H. Cat July 29, 2008

banana 

A seedless fruit grown commonly in South America which greedy persons (capitalists) use to exploit poor people.

"Those bananas were only $3.80, but they were shipped all the way from Guatemala!"

"DOLE FRUIT COMPANY FUCKING SUCK."

banana by Able July 8, 2004

banana 

a sleek sexy yellow fruit that will make a hungry tum happy again, unfortunatley very expensive in australia at the mo cos bloody banana-hater cyclone Larry destroyed most of the crop

i am so hungry, i'd kill for a banana! Too bad Larry knocked em out!

banana by james banana lover August 4, 2006