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Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
by sailorkatz April 4, 2021
mugGet the Coffee Wafflemug.

Waffle

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle
by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019
mugGet the Wafflemug.

Waffle :>

by Asherr99 August 21, 2020
mugGet the Waffle :>mug.

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018
mugGet the Belgian Waffle Guymug.

Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Bitch wafflemug.

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
mugGet the Jamaican Waffle Stompmug.

waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
mugGet the waffle dickmug.

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