Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.

One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!

by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

waffle orgy

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.

Hey daddy, lets have a waffle orgy with the reindeer and our daughter

by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares

She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.

by helnwls February 13, 2015

Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)

“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”

by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.

i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.

by mike August 20, 2004