Melon Time

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.

It's Harry Potter Melon Time!

by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011

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freedom time

Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.

Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.

by Joe Tourney July 8, 2011

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Hog time

Someone who constantly running 5-10 min late.

Jim and bill won’t be here for another 10 minutes. They’re on hog time

by Cecil Hogg November 14, 2018

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Pussy-time

An exclamation you say when you are:
1. About to have sex
2. About to play with your cat

YO GURL ITS PUSSY-TIME!

by BOI iF yOu DoNt! November 1, 2018

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Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

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Sexy Times

A way to say "sexual intercourse" or "have sex" without the situation becoming awkward. One would use this word to add a funny twist to an otherwise weird moment.

Clemens: Yo, my parents had some sexy times last night and it was hella loud.
Daniel: Damn Clemens, if you could hear the sexy times from your room, they must have been going at it!

by Clemens July 19, 2018

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