Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.

The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Double wrigley

Dual tounging in the vagina.

For valitines day me and my best friend gave my girl a "double wrigley".

by Xerxses February 11, 2015

Double Helixen

In the reproductive process the Helix splits into two so that the RNA and DNA can furtalize the egg.

Yo Home last might I was doing some serious Double Helixen

by Da NavisLonga X May 2, 2005

double-Billing

drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted

Just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-Billing her

by Steven Herraiz December 5, 2014

Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.

Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!

by SupremeKai October 5, 2023

Double shrimping

The sexual act including two penis's penetrating a single vagina at different times.

George: "dude we took it in turns Double shrimping that bitch!"

Dave: "right on, I could feel your jizz on my bell-end"

by The beast 252 May 11, 2018

double take

When you're passing someone and make eye contact then look away and look back with the most fucked up face possible.

"Oh shit dude look at this chick. Let's double take her."

by myt October 12, 2014