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A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice
by The Socker September 24, 2020
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Tight Sock

slang for condom which has been spunked in
I'd like to force a tight sock on your head
by isotype January 13, 2011
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White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.
Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."
by Tenorman December 4, 2010
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Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s
That lad right there just got socked
by anonymous December 9, 2024
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Dobby’s Sock

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020
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Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021
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down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.
Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?
by J0zy April 5, 2017
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