Memphis Tossed Salad

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.

I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad

by RingedHog February 12, 2023

Satan's Salad

Just another way to refer to your local ganja. Mary-Jane, dope, weed, bud, cannabis, pot, greens, or the devil's lettuce - whatever the ...hell .. you call it.

Stoner 1: Yo bro, my dealer's got a new drop of Satan's Salad

Stoner 2: Hey man, that shit's ...fire...

by BrainStormWonderthunder November 10, 2018

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014