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It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021
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that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur
by zanethecamel April 13, 2011
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i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way
"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"
by epppppmf November 29, 2021
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BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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So I heard you like cheese.

So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
by Masterman2000 April 20, 2012
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