I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.

I've done so much for you by Purplenado March 6, 2023

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I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.

Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared

I’m so scared by Delete this account now July 3, 2023

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don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

don’t sound so excited by Live4LOONA July 6, 2023

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