poop it out 

A phrase implying you've been on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex and should expel the ejaculate from your anus (you might get infected).

Also used figuratively to inform someone that they've been dominated somehow and should get over it before it gets worse.

You got pwned. Poop it out, poop it all out.

Stop being so butthurt. Poop it out and move on.

That anal sex was super. Hold on, I need to go poop it out.

poop it out by gealby December 15, 2010

poop candle 

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

poop candle by one leg out the box January 16, 2012

Poop tube 

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.

I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.

Poop tube by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010

Poop Cloud 

The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed

That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.

Poop Cloud by g-- money January 9, 2010

poop block 

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

poop block by seak_69 July 11, 2010

poop scarfer 

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

poop scarfer by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

poop cheese smell 

The pukke smell of of someones dirty ass which is a combination of poop and cheese. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

His ass smells like a deadly combination of poop and nasty cheese " POOP CHEESE SMELL ". KM called Mr. poop cheese out on his poop cheese.

poop cheese smell by AFSek April 17, 2012