pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

by kuntry6969 April 02, 2016

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Gun-Phobia

Pussy retards who piss themselves in fear over the mere glimpse of a gun, most commonly liberals. These people typically either work for schools or in the U.S. government, and usually wear diapers all day long in the off chance they come across someone carrying one.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.

"Bro, that person was an absolute Gun-Phobic. Don't bring him to the range ever again,"
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.

by Kill_Urself January 30, 2023

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