An oxymoron
How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.
fake thot
fake thot
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023
Get the Fake Thotmug. when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
Get the fake valentinemug. Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?
by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018
Get the Fakesmug. by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022
Get the fake ass side steppin niggamug. A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
Get the Faked Accidentmug. someone who
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
by rgs May 20, 2020
Get the fakemug. 