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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Bitch Breaking

When a person is approaching a jump on a bike, scooter, skateboard, etc... pussies out of going forward with the jump.
C'mon Jeff you can do it! What are you doing?! Why are you bitch breaking?
by Alek Wright August 23, 2021
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break bitch

Break bitch is the female that a man gets with when him and his wifey are on a "break", then she gets dropped when they get back together.

Lower than the side bitch.
Bottom of the barrel bitch.
Man 1: Ay man, what happened to ole girl?

Man 2: Oh, She was just the break bitch. I'm back with wifey now
by BmoreGirl April 14, 2014
mugGet the break bitchmug.

t break

When u take

a break from. something
Im taking a t break bc i rly need to.
by Tatianaaaa🌺 May 22, 2022
mugGet the t breakmug.

Break

A jail snack composed of hot Cheetos or hot fries, pickles, pickle juice, honey buns, and noodles, slim jims, and basically and snack you can get from a corner store (liquor/ drug store).
Man that break look like raw hamburger...
by Meow___"___" December 22, 2018
mugGet the Breakmug.

green break

Used when someone is going to smoke weed
Person 1: what are u doing later

Person 2: not much probably gonna take a green break
by Queen.pvssypapi May 31, 2016
mugGet the green breakmug.

brawl break

Just like everyone needs a pick me up sometimes, everyone also needs a brawl break sometimes. Underrated supercell game, Brawl Stars, is pretty much the number one method of taking a big time break. Thus everyone needs a big brawl break sometimes, don’t forget to grind trophies and take the brawl seriously tho. Brawl>sleep and everything basically. Take a brawl break
Guy 1: nice job touring Washington DC for 3 hours what do we do now

Guy 2: brawl break
by magic star boy June 6, 2022
mugGet the brawl breakmug.

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