Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

trunk monkey

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")

"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."

by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008

northern monkey

nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.

these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes

by ni 'munky' ck August 17, 2007

Monkey Finger

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013

Monkey Tail

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

by FthisS August 11, 2009

monkey bone

1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy

dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster

by dead donkey July 12, 2006