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Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
Maria by Zeestikooksiunnn April 4, 2024

maria effect 

The physical, emotional and spiritual state which one obtains when surrounded by a Maria
“he used to be fine, what happened to him”
“he lost his maria effect i guess”
maria effect by slvttybarbie April 25, 2024
The best of the best, sweet, kind and amazing, she's beautiful and just in general amazing, always degrades herself but in the end of the day she's the best at everything she does, shes stunning and goregous, jaws drop when she walks by, she's everything and you should always know, if you have a Mariam in your life, you're suceeding
I wanna be Mariam's best friend, she's amazing.
Mariam by not_her May 2, 2024
Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one

the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
maria by juanovdem May 13, 2024
flat feet, but always the best one forward
Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria
"I'm so good, I'm like a Marian."
Marian by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024