Mud-A-Weekly

Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad

Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 19, 2020

Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ilovepati September 19, 2021

mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

The Mud Coffee

Coming in delicious nine flavours from BOLD to RICH, for an unmatchable coffee experience. The Mud Coffee brings delicious flavour notes to make your day!

I love the mud coffee flavour.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021