Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.
Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
by NotAntonio January 6, 2022
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Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.
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Kyle Hudson

A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.
Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.
by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018
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Kyle

Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.
by IMBigDickKyle167 November 22, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle likes boys.
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Kyle

Kyle is a person who acts happy around friends but at home is emotionless and runs on Windows XP, also has a tendency to take meat off the table and consumes meat at an alarming rate.

Sometimes known as Mexican or El Hefé de el hefé a man of complicated regard that has been known to persue a meal on all fours.
"Oh, hey Kyle, como el llama"
by Samuel Witwicky November 22, 2021
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Kyle

The most typical frat boy you will ever see. He wears hats sideways, wears short khaki shorts, and wears polos.
Girl 1: Hey I think he is kinda hot..
Girl 2: I wouldn't try him, he is such a Kyle.
by gjab48 July 12, 2019
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