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how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck
"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"
by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024
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To Kill a Mockingbird

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.
"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"
by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023
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Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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Skey Kills

A lesson in college and a word of caution for all you skiers out ther. if you want a more in depth explanation of this particular term contact Chris Marsh and he will explain all.
by Christoph January 8, 2004
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Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.
These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill
by SkySwinger February 3, 2025
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Grape killing

Grape killing, the act of crushing the partners balls when having sex.
Jordan was having sex when his grape killing
by Deathkillr69 December 17, 2016
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