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Nick Kick

A Nick Kick is when you try to kick or shoot at goals in soccer, but miss or fail horribly. A good example of a nick kick is booting the crap out of the ball and it going over the goals completely.
''Oh look he is about to take the shot''
''Damn he missed - that was a Nick Kick right there''
by tiltedaspect October 4, 2020
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Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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Kicking a pasty down the High St.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."
by duo3nan October 4, 2008
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Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you
I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker
by rogersell January 12, 2025
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kick-shift

When someone's foot or feet smells bad or terrible.

The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.
Damn nigga, yo feet on dat kick-shift!

(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!
by Chance.aka.ImakeDissShitUp August 30, 2010
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Kick in the balls

When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke
Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart

Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
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Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries
Boy do i love Kick a Joel day
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022
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