Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
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À Guy WHO Love women and also has à Big heart and is very romantic
Jacob the pussy magnet but also the most hearted guy
by TheGoDofawesomeness69 December 11, 2016
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rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch
What is Jacob like?
rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch
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Very annoying sometimes funny but a cheater and a beater
Omg Jacob bruised my leg by hitting me
by Dr. King Schultz November 26, 2021
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The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2024
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hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
by Hensler August 08, 2021
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