Chinese Food
That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
Chinese Food by chorizogordo June 18, 2016
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penis food
Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
penis food by dangnuggets October 10, 2016
Gave the dog cat food
Gave the dog cat food by Side Biscuit January 3, 2016
your girl eats another mans food
Bitch you know she cheating on you if another man makes her food and she eats it like she food cheating my man dump that bitch
Bro I think she is cheating
What why?
She ate kyles food last night
your girl eats another mans food- cheating
What why?
She ate kyles food last night
your girl eats another mans food- cheating
your girl eats another mans food by Dudeshescheatingforreal October 2, 2017
420 food
Food that is associated with the distance it has travelled.
IMPERIAL Nations
• For americans, it means 420 miles, this is a realistic number, remembering USA has the greatest ecological footprints. It limits a lot of international food which is a vital step.
METRIC Nations
• 420 km. The reason for Metric nations having to get food from a shorter distance is that because if it was the other way around, the Poms would continue to winge.
New Zealand'ers
• Seeming we have the purest nation, we will be teaching the world a lesson because 420 food has to bought within a 4 minute 20 travel time by any form of transport. This means a lot of homegrown food.
It also means you will need to smoke a lot of homegrown, but trust me, that can be a good thing. It encourages people to grow, (sensi I hope) and helps spread the truth about marijuana, nature's litte secret.
IMPERIAL Nations
• For americans, it means 420 miles, this is a realistic number, remembering USA has the greatest ecological footprints. It limits a lot of international food which is a vital step.
METRIC Nations
• 420 km. The reason for Metric nations having to get food from a shorter distance is that because if it was the other way around, the Poms would continue to winge.
New Zealand'ers
• Seeming we have the purest nation, we will be teaching the world a lesson because 420 food has to bought within a 4 minute 20 travel time by any form of transport. This means a lot of homegrown food.
It also means you will need to smoke a lot of homegrown, but trust me, that can be a good thing. It encourages people to grow, (sensi I hope) and helps spread the truth about marijuana, nature's litte secret.
My organic permaculture biodynamic vege garden is hope to the greatest 420 food on the planet, including potent homegrown. (Can apply to anyone)
420 food by Sphenodontia October 24, 2008