fart bottler 

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

fart bottler by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

fart weave by Stellmar July 6, 2017

Fart gamble 

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

Fart gamble by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Fart hardened turd 

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

Fart hardened turd by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

fart noize 

this word is used to weird out people next to you

fart noize.
eww did you just fart.

fart noize by sapnupuaslol101 August 23, 2017

Fart shanked 

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

Fart shanked by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Fart Hazard 

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.

Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.

Fart Hazard by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017