One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021
Get the The french piratemug. The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society
by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021
Get the Frenchmug. When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021
Get the Mac French toastmug. by Www.Kristymalceski@outlook.com December 3, 2022
Get the French friesmug. When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
Get the French Wall Sitmug. The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.
"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"
The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"
The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"
by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022
Get the French Kebabmug. A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
by slickomode September 10, 2020
Get the french dildomug.