A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
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At the core a fake freind has no intrest in your personal development
Protecting your reputation or
Speaking up to honor your name
Secret or public.
Fake freinds often offer many things.
But a good name they will never give you
At the core a fake freind has no intrest in your personal development
Protecting your reputation or
Speaking up to honor your name
Secret or public.
Fake freinds often offer many things.
But a good name they will never give you
Hey remember all those kids we grew up with in highschool?
"Yeah i was pretty naive back then
Fake freinds made it really hard to find the real ones"
"Yeah i was pretty naive back then
Fake freinds made it really hard to find the real ones"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. September 25, 2020
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