home dump

Retail chain Home Depot

Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving

by TheJIB November 12, 2022

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Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

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Grandscape dump

1. noun- a fecal excrement, extreme in size or proportion.
2. noun- a bowel movement taken at the venue, Grandscape in The Colony, Texas.

1. yo bro after Mrs. Gonzales’s chicken I think I’m gonna have to take a Grandscape dump when I get home.
2. Wait where did Billy go? Oh, he went inside to Parry’s; he had to go drop a Grandscape dump.

by Log-a-rhy-thme October 16, 2025

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Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

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chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

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