Grandscape dump

1. noun- a fecal excrement, extreme in size or proportion.
2. noun- a bowel movement taken at the venue, Grandscape in The Colony, Texas.

1. yo bro after Mrs. Gonzales’s chicken I think I’m gonna have to take a Grandscape dump when I get home.
2. Wait where did Billy go? Oh, he went inside to Parry’s; he had to go drop a Grandscape dump.

by Log-a-rhy-thme October 16, 2025

grandscape

Grandscape. The simple act of mans aping for grandpas. It’s a verb used to describe the trimming of grandpas ear hair, nose hair, neck hair and any other area of hair that is almost always found on everyone’s grandpa.

Have you seen grandpas ears? He seriously needs to Grandscape.

by Tom in HB June 28, 2024

grandscaping

To grandscape. The act of trimming, tweezing or just pulling the excess hair from a grandpas ears, nose, neck eyebrow or any other place that everyone’s grandpa has too much hair. A version of “manscaping”, but relating to just way too much, and typically grey hair.

Is that old man picking his nose?

No, he is just Grandscaping his nostrils.

by Tom in HB June 28, 2024

grandscape

Grandscape. Verb, meaning to manicure a grandpa, including trimming overgrown eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair, neck hair and any other excess hair commonly found on your grandpa.

Rooted in the common “manscape” (see definition)

Damn Grandpa, your nose hair needs some serious Grandscape action.

by Tom in HB June 28, 2024