grandscape 

Grandscape. Verb, meaning to manicure a grandpa, including trimming overgrown eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair, neck hair and any other excess hair commonly found on your grandpa.

Rooted in the common “manscape” (see definition)

Damn Grandpa, your nose hair needs some serious Grandscape action.

grandscape by Tom in HB June 28, 2024

grandscape 

Grandscape. The simple act of mans aping for grandpas. It’s a verb used to describe the trimming of grandpas ear hair, nose hair, neck hair and any other area of hair that is almost always found on everyone’s grandpa.

Have you seen grandpas ears? He seriously needs to Grandscape.

grandscape by Tom in HB June 28, 2024

Grandscape dump

1. noun- a fecal excrement, extreme in size or proportion.
2. noun- a bowel movement taken at the venue, Grandscape in The Colony, Texas.

1. yo bro after Mrs. Gonzales’s chicken I think I’m gonna have to take a Grandscape dump when I get home.
2. Wait where did Billy go? Oh, he went inside to Parry’s; he had to go drop a Grandscape dump.

Grandscape dump by Log-a-rhy-thme October 16, 2025

grandmapedia 

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.

Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.

grandmapedia by the comand'r February 2, 2018

Grayscaped 

The coolest twitch streamer.

Person 1: “Grayscaped is cool lmao”
Person 2: “yeah”

Grayscaped by StarsArray August 7, 2021

grandscammer 

grandscammer means in any field,there are scammers,but in some cases,it referring to scam behavior in chess product. Grandscammer is a noun that describe someone who the first person to sell some free chess product to make money. And misinformed a lot of people to buy their product.

Albert Silver,it is said he is the grandscammer of chess,who literally doesn't know how to code but magically developed chess bot fat fritz, and thousands of people are fooled by it,fat fritz,which is another chess bot Stockfish's clone,who is not stronger than Stockfish.But sell it for commercial product.

grandscammer by JLLQ July 26, 2021

glandscaping 

When you shave the area around your anus.

I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

glandscaping by hot bacon butthole July 7, 2015