"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
by SupermanNextDoor May 13, 2021
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 01, 2021
Stone Cold Crazy is a muscular humanoid Stand with the ability to manipulate the space in any object and living thing it touches with its hands, feet and the blades on its arms and legs and transform them into everything the user wants by changing the atoms and molecules.
by Kousei Joestar April 05, 2022
by nobodywhomatters December 07, 2023
by Clumbo June 07, 2018
A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!
Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021
A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
by Ian Thane November 20, 2009