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asshole

1. Person which is intentionally mean to you and targeting you for no reason.
2. Moderator banning you just because you exist.
1. Oh yeah, he is just being an asshole.
2. I got banned by that asshole for no reason again.
by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
mugGet the Asshole lightmug.

asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018
mugGet the Asshole eyesmug.

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.
by felixh January 27, 2017
mugGet the Listen, assholemug.

bald asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
mugGet the bald assholemug.

Asshole

I have an asshole
by Bannsaip December 26, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

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