Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

willy lowman complex

a desire be well liked

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex

by qehdhavdgeg June 11, 2022

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013