Dylan

Isobel should date him

Dylan : Isobel date him already

by Dylan woah October 25, 2020

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

Dylan

A guy who acts kinda girly and makes people think he might be gay.

Look at Dylan over there why is he blushing around Jeffery

by Chicken Skrip69420 December 5, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.

Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him

by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Dylan

Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.

Dylan

by JOE727272 November 27, 2021