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October 1 

national post your partner day
post your bf or gf on October 1
October 1 by unknowngirl2000 September 29, 2023

2 girls 1 cup 

2 girls 1 cup owes it's origins to a film sharing the same title in which two young girls of appropriate age engage in socialy questionable acts including: consumption of one another's feces, consumtion of the regurgitated aforementioned feces, and aside from the shit and puke eating some pretty hot lesbian action. This having been explained, its defined currently as a description of anything traumatic and disgusting enough to shock, often relating to but not exclusive to the consumtion of vomit or feces.
Reginald: I say I say good sir have you seen the cinema film "The Human Centipede"? Farnsworth: No my good man I've not seen this feature would you recomend I take my best girl and her father? Reginald: Well my gentle sir I'd say that shits 2 girls 1 cup!
2 girls 1 cup by FarleyWasGod December 4, 2010

2 girls 1 cup 

A video that is so disgusting that it you get nauseous thinking about it. There are several reasons NOT to watch it:
-It's disgusting
-You may puke on your computer and ruin it that way
-there are so many hidden viral videos of it out there, you may ruin your computer
-you like the sound/look of pooping? no? You like the sound/look of vomiting? no? You like to see someone, poop then it that poop and vomit it afterwards?
-For all the perves: The lesbian action in the video you may find arousing is only arousing for 3 seconds cuz then the only lesbo action will consist of puking in each others mouth.

DO

NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT

WATCH THIS VIDEO IT WILL SCAR YOU FOR A LIFETIME AND I DO NOT CARE IF YOU'RE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE OR 18!!!!!!
2 girls 1 cup Video starts:
Girl- "Ew. Porn."/Guy-"Heeyy Ladies wait for my lotion!"
*5 seconds later*
Girl-*VOMIT*/Guy"DA FUCK?!!?!"
*another 10 secs later*
Girl-*passed out*/Guy *vomit*

The 3-1 Curse 

You can go up 3-0, you can go up 3-2, you can go 2-1, you can go 2-0, but you'll be damned if you go up 3-1
Warriors and OKC Had The 3-1 Curse activated on them
The 3-1 Curse by TheDryBone June 20, 2016

Sex on the beach rule 1 

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

7 guys, 1 shy 

A great example of an appropriate, humorous, and wholesome night league team name.
Me: Hey dad can I use 7 guys, 1 shy as our night league name?

Dad: sure son that sounds both hilarious and wholesome.
7 guys, 1 shy by DJ98 November 18, 2014