Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Phenix

When bust all over chocolate chip waffles and your friends eat it

Yk Tally gave Brody a Dirty Phenix

by Dirty Phenix September 13, 2025

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

by D-Mech June 6, 2022

Dirty Squidnney

a girl who has an awkward interest in tentacle porn and takes it to the zoo exhibits.

Dude, do you see that dirty squidnney straight masturbating to the squids?

by hahaimgay April 15, 2020

Dirty rens

When you fuck someone in the ass and they piss.

“My partner just did a dirty rens, it was so weird!”

by Fjdhshhd September 1, 2021

Dirty sko

When you knock over a bunch of porta potties until the cops come and arrest you

I did a dirty sko last night and now I have to sleep in the garage

by Dirtyblow999 April 16, 2020

dirty Fillman

The act of a female stroking a cock with her tongue while holding your balls and calling you daddy

My fiancé pulled a dirty Fillman all night long.

by BigHomie421 October 4, 2023