Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Stupid as fuck

When someone fails to utilize common sense. Purposely choosing to do unsensable choices. Making irrational decisions. They are 14/69

I can't believe how Angie is being Stupid as Fuck.

by Wildwiley42 July 21, 2023

Oven fucking

When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen

I just got out of the best oven fucking

by Russian69 August 7, 2016

I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017

Quadle-Fucked

To be fucked beyond all reasonable belief.
A 4x fuckening.

Totaled my car. Straight quadle-fucked it.

by Jdhumpf1 August 16, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025