closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

by POTtybreak February 27, 2016

cross fuck off

a way to tell someone off

Hey Joe, Cross fuck off

by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017

Fuck Stagger

The weak kneed walk to bathroom after you just had amazing sex.

Tiffany had just had multiple orgasms, I lit a cigarette & watched her FUCK Stagger to the bathroom.

by letter A wears the pants October 22, 2016

Be the fuck

An exclamation of exasperation and shock, typically used by the Irish. Often used to show amazement, also.

"Did you see the state of your man's house?"
"No, is it bad?"
"C'mere 'til I show you"
*shows photo*
"Be the fuck, that's bad"

by JKYDVS July 06, 2021

Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.

“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”

by Priest Of The Niggadel March 18, 2023

Fuck u

it means when u want to have sex with the other person but not all the the sometimes it’s considered an insult

sam : fuck u laura

laura: why are u insulting me sam ?!?!!

homie 1:fuck u mike
homie 2: yeah dude
mike okay 3 rounds?

by bruce wayne 🦇🦇 April 06, 2022

Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023