John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

by kirankaurdyal April 11, 2022

by peenspleen223 April 21, 2022

U are slay
by Swaggyslays August 19, 2022

2 fingers up closed together, thumb holding down ring and pinky
a sign between 2 lesbians when they want to honor the homeland and swear behind the words they said
or when 2 lesbians are obsessed with each other
a sign between 2 lesbians when they want to honor the homeland and swear behind the words they said
or when 2 lesbians are obsessed with each other
by catslovebeer July 16, 2023

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
