Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.

Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

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FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

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toe dust

The crusty ness inbetween your big toe and your middle toe

I have extreme TOE DUST

by Toe Dust April 23, 2018

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muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

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toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.

Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself

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Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.

Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan

by Brachios July 22, 2021

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