turtled

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

by slogson June 2, 2016

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

See Turtle

a very not good ran tan moneky chan

u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan

by hello_its_me_mario March 7, 2022

Turtle Mode

When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.

"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."

by Mrs. Rossi May 4, 2019

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025