Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 02, 2021

A good dad

Not Thanos

‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’

by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 05, 2019

dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.

Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?

by Watch "cool as ice" December 19, 2020