Dad

Missing

My dad has been missing for 15 years of my life

by Dad where are you? March 14, 2020

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

dad cookie

Another way of saying mail genitalia

She slobbed on my dad cookie!

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 5, 2020

Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

by Ghilik November 16, 2018

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

Dad-gro

Dad Agro.

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue

by Wingedweaver February 7, 2024