The Ricoh shooter.
They don't see themselves as mere photographers. They see their camera as a weapon.
People are casually walking along the street, minding their own business.
Normal people refer to this as "life", but to the Ricoh shooter, this is prey.
The Ricoh shooter runs up to the prey with their flash engaged, walking straight into their face with a 28mm camera.
Click.
The Ricoh shooter has successfully documented--no, according to them, "captured the essence".
The Ricoh shooter sees themselves as a warrior.
An ambassador, sent down from heaven to capture the essence of life, and share it amongst the world.
They don't see themselves as mere photographers. They see their camera as a weapon.
People are casually walking along the street, minding their own business.
Normal people refer to this as "life", but to the Ricoh shooter, this is prey.
The Ricoh shooter runs up to the prey with their flash engaged, walking straight into their face with a 28mm camera.
Click.
The Ricoh shooter has successfully documented--no, according to them, "captured the essence".
The Ricoh shooter sees themselves as a warrior.
An ambassador, sent down from heaven to capture the essence of life, and share it amongst the world.
What the fuck, some weird Ricoh shooter ran up to me while walking home from work with flash.
God, they're a creep.
God, they're a creep.
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Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
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