O'religious one

name given to ones girlfriend after she spends a week at religious camp and comes back "changed"(no more sexy time").

we have an hour before O'religious one gets home

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 10, 2011

One Lip

When you drink an alcoholic beverage in one go.

"ONE LIP! ONE LIP!"
As everyone procedes to chug down a beer.

by Tierique August 21, 2017

Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK

Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"

by twg1993 May 2, 2011

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

nice one

when a deal, is not a deal

as in NICE ONE SAMUELS

by totallyanicedeal September 29, 2011

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005