Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...

Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

by batraworld May 09, 2018

Race around the block

A quickie, or fast sex for lack of time, not expertise.

Hurry, I only have time for a race around the block

by Gojai August 23, 2017

slime your block

When you think your hard and listen to playboy cari once and take computer science

"IM GONNA SLIME YOUR BLOCK! DONT CHANGE MY DOSCORD USERNAME!"

by trizz more like jizz July 05, 2021

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

Nah, Ya Blocked

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

by Cupertino May 09, 2008

keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

cock my block

The inverse of cock blocking, meaning being a wing-person.

"Bro, I need you to cock my block tonight"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"

"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"

by TheBlockerofAllTheCocks September 13, 2019