Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.

Wow, I ordered the best Appalachian Mary at Stooger's last week!

by bleebcore December 11, 2024

Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.

K: "What are you drinking?"
L: "Appalachian Mary. It's so fucking delicious!"

by SteamPunkChewie December 11, 2024

Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.

“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!

by ……: December 12, 2024

Bloody Mary

The residue left on one's face after cunilingus during the menstrual cycle (c.f. Dirty Sanchez).

This morning he had a Bloody Mary on his face.

by WordFqr March 8, 2025

Mother Mary

Nickname for a clit piercing. Because the clit, with its hood, resembles a painting of Mary.

I finally got my Mother Mary! I have to wait 6 weeks for sex 😭.

by tappedin July 25, 2025

To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.

To Mary Jane from yours Truly Geremy

by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025

Anna Mary

The biggest Hatsune Miku stan you'll ever meet. If you ever catch her not in pink oggling her own boobs she WILL be wearing huge blue pigtails and falling over due to the sheer weight of the cosplay wig. She's an awesome best friend but she does this thing where she likes to repeat things you've already told her back TO YOU like its new information that she's sharing with you for the very first time. She also canonically wants to name her son Quan after bestselling author Quan Millz. She longs for her one true love, Matt, his autism just enough to match hers. She longs for the day when he will say. "Anna Mary... aha... I think we should... like... get married... aha. Anyway, subway trains...." When her little heart will swoon and she'll finally be able to remove both her "Virgin for life" AND her Abraham Lincoln's face tattoos from her ass (on respective sides.)

ANNA MARY IS PRETTY COOL

by pureclownwiththetearawayface November 12, 2025