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Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.
Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!
by Andi March 18, 2005
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John Henry

A very famous celebrity.
Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.
unknown to most, John Henry is Chris Angel's stunt double
by Juice Springstein December 4, 2007
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Elton John

1. The white ring of powder which forms around the nostril in which has been used to snort a powdered drug.

2. 'Elton John' can even be used to name the drug itself. In a non-obvious way i.e, code name to use whilst in public.

The term has absolutely no reference to Elton John (the singer), it simply originated from when a group of people were fucked on illegal substances and couldn't name the drug for obvious reasons so they came up with a completely random name to call it. Not so long after, the name spread round different groups of people and soon enough everyone was using the phrase.
1. "Oi babes look at me, yeah yeah fix your elton john, its showing."

2. -"OH SHIT I FORGOT ELTON JOHN, I FUCKING LEFT IT BACK AT HOME.... "
- "nahh for real? you're gonna have to go back man, we need him tonight we're going clubbing!"
by elton juhn June 16, 2010
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Papa John

Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.
by BigShiggy July 6, 2006
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John Cena

One of the worlds gretest wrestlers alongside with The Rock and Hulk Hoganan.He's an American professional wrestler and rap music artist, currently performing for World Wrestling Entertainment on the RAW brand. He is, and should be, the one and only WWE Champion.After graduating from Springfield College in Springfield, Massachusetts where he earned a degree in exercise physiology and became a team captain and earned All-American honors.After moving to California he joined Gold's Gym and trained 90 hours a week!!! After working his way up through the ranks he finally made his debut with WWE in 2002, also an amazing rapper he is definitly going to be inducted into the WWE hall of fame.
If you listened to John Cena's songs or watched one of his matches (especially Wrestlemania 22) you will why I'm his biggest fan!
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John Mayer

look over there, it' that douche john mayer
by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014
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John Terry

LEGEND He is one of the best defenders in the world and is and England international player. Has the knack of being in the right place at tghe right time. He can play anywhere on the pitch if he really wanted to (which includes in goal). He has also won the title of Chelsea captain and is up for the running as England Captain as a successor to David Beckham.
"no-ones getting past that rock John Terry at the back"
by Who Ate All The Pies July 18, 2006
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