Night Jerker

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”

Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.

by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024

schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

Circle Jerk

A sexual act when a group of men ejaculate and start masturbating in a circle.

Man, that was an awesome circle jerk last night. We should totally do it again someday!

by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Charlie Jerk

The act of one getting masturbated or masturbating oneself and your penis bleeds

Chris Brown: Keep going baby or else I’ll beat you

LA Prostitute: Yes king.

Chris Brown: Agh stop, I’m Charlie Jerked!

by Epinephrinepen January 25, 2026

Circle jerk

When 5 or more guys are in rotation on one blunt...

"Damn are those guys over there circle jerking?"
"5 or more guys on one blunt? That's not a rotation that's a circle jerk."

by Karmaj98 February 20, 2026