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Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!
I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do
by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023
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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
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Emmy golden

EmmyG is probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is funny, bright, and has 100 percent ENFP energy. She is also very sassy and can be a handful sometimes but in a good way. She is also very friendly and confident and has no trouble hitting it up with someone. It's hard to not fall for her but that's okay!
She'll probably reject you in the most sweetest and subtlest way possible, you won't even realize she rejected you. She is also gorgeous and dances like a kpop idol!

She can make your life a movie (a happy one at that!)
Is that Emmy Golden?! I wish she was mine....
by EmmyPete13 October 6, 2022
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Czech golden shower

When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
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Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
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