At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".
"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"
Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"
Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"
by Demolix October 31, 2011
Get the Table Fuckedmug. by VanLowe September 9, 2009
Get the Fuck nudmug. Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.
by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012
Get the Friend Fuckedmug. Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
by ElDonzo May 29, 2015
Get the Fuck the monkeymug. A dusty ass child that claims to not fuck over girls in order to get his dick sucked or fucked. Will claim to finally find the girl of his dreams. Proclay publicly she his world and makes him happy. Then later fuck her over and block her on social networks so he can keep fucking lowkey.
Fuck boy public declarations: People I use to be a fuckboy but she changed me I swear she makes me happy. We both just gone make money and shine together ya feel me but baby girl actions speak louder than words so i'm not gonna just tell u....imma show u and just know i care about u and i love only u and we FOREVER 🔐💖
by exposeHER February 9, 2017
Get the fuck boymug. A fuckboy lies to his girlfriend, sleeps with his ex, then lies to the new girl about it, breaks up with the new girl, gets back with his ex and it turns out that he was talking to the ex the whole time he was with the other girl. A 'lil bitch.
by @fuckboywatchdog December 14, 2016
Get the fuck boymug. 1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.
2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.
3) Exclaimation.
2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.
3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot
2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!
3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!
3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the fuck memug.