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Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022
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Cunt Dump

A girl who is pregnant or about to give birth.
Dude did you see that girl she is either really fat or has to take a cunt dump!
by Skeleton Toucher March 13, 2022
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disrespectful dump

Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.
Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?
by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023
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Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015
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rub-a-dub dump

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump
by JackNero December 13, 2017
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Princess Dump-Truck

A hot girl common in south ga with a Phat Honky tonk bo donk booty big enough to fill a tonka truck
Did you see that girl Megan over there she’s a princess dump-truck with booty like that you know she can haul so cheeks.
by Finalceeg March 13, 2025
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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