douche-nozzle

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

Douche-esque

A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
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1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque

by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

douche points

if someone does something bad to you then they are a ten on the douche scale

shut up man you just got you self 10 douche points

by squash90 March 11, 2008

Douche-Hole

N. A combination douchebag and asshole.

Man, leave me alone and quit being such a douche-hole.

by Moontos November 12, 2008

douche-towel

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy

WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole

by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 7, 2009

conservative douche

Usually a person who says one thing, doing the opposite and calling it fake news when others call them on it.

Trump is a conservative douche.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.

by AlternativeFactsAreLies December 17, 2017

douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

by surfchick69 November 23, 2010