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Dead Mans Hand

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1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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Dead White Men

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.
Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
by Mimir September 23, 2003
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fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"
by lacey February 14, 2005
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drop dead, gorgeous

Drop Dead, Gorgeous are fucking awesome! Let's mosh...
by johnjohnn October 8, 2007
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Dead chat XD

A catchphrase used by the cool kids of a group chat whenever the chat or server is silent for a few instants.
Chat: nobody texted in 3 seconds
The cool kid: DEAD CHAT XD
by Epic guy Brian February 7, 2021
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Achmed the dead terrorist

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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dead ass hoe

by Slimin himen January 23, 2017
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